Eminem - Greatest

[Intro:]
Mothafuckas talkin' crazy,
Sayin' I should quit,
I fuckin' tell 'em, “Make me!
Eat a fuckin' dick!”
I'm feelin' like the greatest
On the beat who ever did it,
Mike Will the one who made it,
It's Shady on the lyrics.

[Verse 1:]
I'm somewhat outlandish, they say,
You say we're cut from the same cloth,
But I guess you fabricate, eh?
You better bring more men than the Latter Day Saints.
Manic states, Stephen Paddock with automatic, stay sprayin'
At anything that may stand in they way
As I stand at the bay window with a hand grenade
And a trey eight at the Mandalay Bay.
Common sense, I'm a dollar short and a day late,
James Holmes at the Saturday Batman matinee,
Must have missed my cat-scan that day.
I just threw a Tampax at Dre,
Trashcan, Tascam and ashtray,
I'm turnin' back to a madman, can't take
Anymore but I try to get away from the anger and rage,
My basal ganglia's an A to the K,
Get your ass sprayed like bidets,
Breakin' your legs eight different ways, aim for the waist.
You chumps don't even know how to do something
To give goosebumps, a day when you say
That something you won't give someone a lump in their throat,
If you had them choked up, you'd be yankin' my chain.
Feelin' like I'm headed for a padded cell, the
Bar for me what I rap isn't fair but
Guess that's the standard I'm held to,
But if something like that doesn't tell ya
You set a mark too high when platinum sales are
Looked at as a failure,
Then you better take it back to the shelter and Hamburger Helper,
'Cause, damn it, I'm still the

[Chorus:]
Greatest in the world, greatest in the world, greatest in the world,
No lie, I might be
The best to ever do it, the best to ever do it, the best to ever do it,
I feel like the greatest.
Woke up to honkies soundin' like me,
Never be as good, never be as good,
Packin' up wife-beaters, white t-shirts, white–
But I'm the greatest.

[Verse 2:]
So you sold 10 million albums, eh?
Only problem is you put out 10 million albums, eh?
Wait, what was I just about to say?
Oh yeah, let me get this out the way,
I know there's people that are pissed about the way I mispronounced a name, Die Antwoord!
Fuck, I still can't say this shit, but how quickly they forget,
Who the fuck I was, now, Ninja, try to duck my slugs
To let ya girl get fucked by Muggs,
I'd like to give a shout to Cypress.
This can't be real, you dissed me and I was just tryin' to
Give you a shout – now get the fuck out my rhyme book!
No more shiners, already too much time tokin' rappers,
I hear you talkin' shit, I'm just too big to respond to it,
God forbid I forget, go and jump out the window,
Somebody better child-proof it,
'Cause if I lose it we can rewind to some old Ja Rule shit,
And I can remind mothafuckas how I do shit,
You don't got the tools I got in my toolkit,
I bullshit you not. Y'all fools just forgot
That I'm so fuckin' awful with the thoughts
And when I'm hostile and impossible to stop,
So you can call it a nostril 'cause it's not gonna ever,
I'll never let up on the pedal, might as well get the mop,
'Cause I'm wipin' up everyone in this genre,
'Cause on the mic I feel like I'm the

[Chorus:]
Greatest in the world, greatest in the world, greatest in the world,
No lie, I might be
The best to ever do it, the best to ever do it, the best to ever do it,
I feel like the greatest.
Woke up to honkies soundin' like me,
Never be as good, never be as good,
Packin' up wife-beaters, white t-shirts, white–
But I'm the greatest.

[Verse 3:]
Oh yeah, and one more thing I want to mention
Is you're one dimension,
I'm a monkey wrench and I can flange detention.
I love contentions, so welcome to the gun convention,
Muscles flexin', gotta strut like a front suspension,
And you just stuck the key up in the ignition,
And gave me enough gas to flood my engine.
Psychopath, Michael's Jacks blowin' up like a raft,
I should slap Vlad with a ISIS flag,
Bet you I come back twice as bad.
Revival didn't go viral!
Denaun and Royce tell me that I should take the high road.
Fuck that, I'm finna hit back
'Til I run outta gunpowder and split the scene!
Hold the mic similar to pistol, squeeze,
And I shoot from the hip when I grip them things,
And my lips and the clips got the SIG lit like it's nicotine,
Trigger me, and Slim gets mean.
Bars are like bullets when I spit them schemes,
That's why I call the mothafucks M16's!
Float like a butterfly, I'm gonna sting like a bee,
You ain't harmin' a thing,
I get a day hard as I'm gonna swing,
I'm gonna need to put my arm in a sling,
But like a wedding band
You gotta be diamond to even climb in the ring,
An anomaly, I'm Muhammad Ali,
'Cause I know one day I'm gonna be the

[Chorus:]
Greatest in the world, greatest in the world, greatest in the world,
No lie, I might be
The best to ever do it, the best to ever do it, the best to ever do it,
I feel like the greatest.
Woke up to honkies soundin' like me,
Never be as good, never be as good,
Packin' up wife-beaters, white t-shirts, white–
But I'm the greatest.