Eminem - Evil Deeds

(Chorus)

Father please forgive me for I know not what I do
I just never had the chance to ever meet you
Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be
My mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds…

(1st verse)
Mama had a baby and its head popped off (*Echo*)
But mama don't want me next thing
I know I'm getting dropped off (*Echo*)
Ring Ring Ring on the doorbell
of the next door neighbors
on their front porch (*Echo*)
But they didn't want me neither
so they left me on someone else's lawn (*Echo*)
Till someone finally took me in my great
Aunt and Uncle Edna and Charles (*Echo*)
They were the ones who were left in charge
My elementary they'd gang up on me
and sing this song (*Echo*)
It went a little something like
Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb
Debbie had a Satan spawn, Satan spawn
Mama why do they keep saying this
I just don't understand understand
And by the way where's my dad?

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(2nd Verse)
Predominately, predominately,
everything's always predominately
Predominately white, predominately black,
well what about me?
Where does that leave me?
Well I guess that m between predominately both of ‘em
I think if I hear that fuckin word again I'ma scream
While I'm projectile vomiting
what do I look like a comedian to you?
Do you think that I'm kidding?
What do I look like some kinda idi…?
Wait a minute, shit don't answer that
Why am I so misunderstood?
Why do I go through so much bullshit,
it's such bullshit, it's tush mull bish
Woe is me, there goes poor Marshall again
Whining about his millions
and his mansion
and his sorrow he's always drowning in
And the dad that he never had
and how his childhood was so bad
And how his mom was a dope addict
and his ex-wife how they go at it
Man I'd hate to have it as bad as that Mr. Mathers
Claims he had it, I can't imagine it
That little rich poor white bastard needs to take
some of that cash out of the bank
and take a bath in it.
Man if I only had half of it,
shit if you only knew the half of it…

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(3rd verse)
Evil deeds, while I plant these evil seeds
Please release me from these demons
I never had any of this shit
planned mom please believe
I don't wanna be Satan's spawn,
never got the chance to say I'm sorry
Now look at all the pain I caused
Dear Santa Claus
why are you not coming this year again
What did I do that was so bad to deserve this?
Everything could have been so perfect
but life ain't a fairy tale
I'm about to be hoisted up in the air
Forty feet below me there's people everywhere
I don't even know but who feel like they know me
cause I'm in this Ferris wheel
And all I wanna do is go to the mall
and take Hailie on the carousel
Without this crowd everywhere I go
But life is like a merry go round
Here we go now, do-si-do now,
curtains up the show must go now
Ring-around-the-rosy the show's over
you can all go home now
But the curtains just don't close for me
This ain't how fame was supposed to be
Where's the switch I can just turn off and on,
this ain't what I chose to be
So please god give me the strength
To have what it takes to carry on
Till I pass 50 back the baton,
the camera's on, my soul is gone

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