Snoop Dogg - Ain't No Fun

You're back now at the Jack-off Hour,
This is DJ Eaazy Dick
On W-Balls.
Right now something new by Snoop Doggy Dogg,
And this one goes out to the ladies from all the guys.
A big bow wow wow
‘Cause we gonna make it a little misty here tonight.
This is DJ Eazy Dick
On the station that slaps you across your fat ass
With a fat dick.

[Verse 1: Nate Dogg]
When I met you last night, baby,
Before you opened up your gap,
I had respect for you, lady,
But now I take it all back.
‘Cause you gave me all your pussy,
And you even licked my balls,
Leave your number on the cabinet,
And I promise, baby, I'll give you a call.
Next time I'm feelin' kinda horny,
You can come on over
And I'll break you off.
And if you can't fuck that day, baby,
Just lay back and open your mouth,
‘Cause I have never met a girl
That I love in the whole wide world.

[Verse 2: Kurupt]
Well, if Kurupt gave a fuck about a bitch, I'd always be broke,
I'd never have no mothafuckin' indo to smoke,
I gets loced and loony,
Bitch, you can't do me!
Do we look like BBD, you hoochie groupie?
I have no love for hoes,
That's something that I learned in Tha Pound,
So how the fuck am I supposed
To pay this ho just to lay this ho?
I know the pussy's mine,
Imma fuck a couple more times,
And then I'm through with it,
There's nothing else to do with it.
Pass it to the homie, now you hit it,
Pass it to the homie, now you hit it,
‘Cause she ain't nothing but a bitch to me,
And y'all know that bitches ain't shit to me!
I gives a fuck
Why don't y'all pay attention,
Approach her with a different proposition.
I'm Kurupt, ho,
You'll never be my only one, trick ass bitch!

[Chorus:]
It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none,
It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none,
It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none,
It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none.

[Verse 3: Snoop Doggy Dogg]
Guess who back in the mothafuckin' house
With a fat dick for your mothafuckin' mouth?
Hoes recognize, niggas do too,
‘Cause when bitches get scandalous and pull a voodoo,
What you gon do?
You really don't know,
So I'd advise you not to trust that ho.
Silly of me to fall in love with a bitch
Knowin' damn well I'm too caught up with my grip!
Now as the sun rotates and my game grows bigger,
How many bitches wanna fuck this nigga named Snoop
Doggy? I'm all the above,
I'm too swift on my toes to get caught up with you hoes,
But see, it ain't no fun
If my homies can't get a taste of it,
‘Cause you know I don't love ‘em.

[Verse 4: Warren G]
Hey, now you know,
Inhale, exhale with my flow,
One for the money, two for the bitches,
Three to get ready and four to hit the switches
In my Chevy, '64, red to be exact,
With bitches on my side and bitches on my back.
So back up, bitch, because I'm strugglin',
So get on your knees and then start jugglin'
These mothafuckin' nuts in your mouth!
It's me, Warren G, the nigga with the clout.

[Chorus:]
It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none,
It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none,
It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none,
It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none.